August 2008
Baked with teal cheese
Have you seen the rainbow edition Goldfish crackers? I spotted a huge construction worker pawing away at a package of them one afternoon and decided to go buy some.
The crackers taste like regular Goldfish but they are colored in very rich hues; the kinds of colors you’d expect to find on a monarch’s velvet cloak or a sultan’s pantaloons.
One question I have is whether they overdye the standard orange Goldfish crackers or bake a totally new kind of cracker. Maybe they are hand-painted.
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Fuck Yeah Fest Benefit
Help the brothas who brought you Fuck Yeah Fest out tomorrow by seeing some really great bands. Seriously, it’ll be the easiest karma points you’ve ever earned. You know what they say, what comes around goes around… and in this case, it comes back around shaking its ass and throwing up horns.
Tuesday, August 12th
@ 6th St Warehouse
1269 E. 6th St.
$6 / 9:00pm
Featuring:
Crystal Antlers
Brother Reade
Tweak Bird
Totally Michael (my personal fave)
Slang Chickens
+ Todd from Sea Level will be djing
“Hello there! This is a total shot in the dark, but I am the gentleman that accidentally spilled about a half a cup of coffee onto your baby’s head and face at the Starbucks on Olympic and Sawtelle last Friday. Let me start by saying that I’m very sorry for that blunder. I’m also sorry for when I tried to dab at the spill with a napkin and ended up spilling the rest of my coffee on his head. I hope he’s ok… (Jesus Christ is his name? or were you just yelling that because of the situation?) At any rate, I found you to be very attractive and later at my house, I couldn’t help but to notice that there wasn’t that “ring mark” in my forehead even though you punched me pretty square in the face. Are you single? I’d love to get together sometime for coffee if you’re interested in meeting a really nice guy. By the way, I was the man wearing the blue shirt that said, “Who Farted?” Anyways, that’s about it. I hope Jesus Christ finds the necessary skin graft donors soon. Take care and I hope to hear from you soon. Thanks! -Paul”
—Los Angeles Craigslist Missed Connections (via laeinjee)
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